Jean Chretien looks like Palpatine

I was watching TV the other day, and I realized that former Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien bears a striking resemblance to Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars. WOW.
See below photos and see for yourself.

Vegetarians Suck

So, I was flipping through the channels on the T.V. about a week ago, and I came across the reality T.V. show entitled "Trading Spouses". One of the spouses traded was a Cajun wife who I swear is the real life version of the Momma from the movie "Waterboy". The other spouse who was traded was some uptight vegetarian who loved nothing more than to push her idiotic vegetarian ideals onto others. "MY GOD JUST SHOOT HER NOW" I said as the show transpired.

So basically I have been able to separate vegetarians into two groups: A) The vegetarians who love to try and make everyone around them vegetarians and B) Vegetarians who keep their vegetarian-ness to themselves. The latter group usually still suck because they are hippies. For the part of group B who are not hippies, you are exempt from this entry.

Humans are OMNIVORES. We are supposed to eat both vegetables AND meat. Would you try and start feeding your cat tofu, granola and string beans???? Fuck no! Did Tyranasaurus Rex become King of the Dinosaurs by eating leaves? Fuck no! We are the kings of the world. We eat meat. GET OVER IT.

I hate Eminem wannabes.

Yes. I am sure you know exactly what I am talking about. You're walking to the store when you see some white kid in a Honda Civic with a loud stereo system (mind you he is riding shotgun because he is either A. Under 16 or B. too lazy/stupid to take a driver's test) , and he looks exactly like Eminem! "Wow" you think, "I should go get his autograph", until you get a bit closer to him and realize that its some punk kid who has bleached his hair and bought the clothes to make himself look like the spitting image of every white kid's favorite rapper, Eminem.

Now I really don't have anything against Eminem, I think his style of rhymes are very unique to him and do enjoy many of his songs. Plus, he's an inspiration to white kids everywhere. Eminem has done to the white race what Yao Ming has done to the Chinese; he has given them hope of survival in the new urban world.

Anyways, back to the Eminem wannabes. If I were a modern day Hitler I would put you all in concentration camps and have you all gassed, burned, tortured, etc. I dont know what exactly makes you think it is cool to look like someone else, but it most certainly is not. Unless you're trying to look like me, which is cool.